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finally there is a perfect monitor for Java programmers (lemmy.ml)
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[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

I get making fun of java's verbosity for things like checked exceptions but hello world really isn't that much worse than most other languages especially considering all the "boilerplate" is required for any program more complicated than hello world in pretty much every language. But if a useless program really is too verbose for you see java 21.

void main() {
  System.out.println("hello world");
}