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Stop comparing programming languages (programming.dev)
submitted 5 months ago by chraebsli@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Stop comparing programming languages

  • Python is versatile
  • JavaScript is powerful
  • Ruby is elegant
  • C is essential
  • C++
  • Java is robust
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[–] asyncrosaurus@programming.dev 104 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses."

[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.run 42 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That’s why Haskell is so loved. Nobody uses it.

[–] wreel@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I love how after a decade pandoc is still Haskell's "killer app". smh

[–] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 8 points 5 months ago

I mean to be fair, that's a pretty useful tool.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Fortran would like a word.