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Morning suffering (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Mosmos@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Going on a run in the morning is a good way to guarantee that your day can't get any fucking worse.

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

Hahahaha, a corollary to WC Fields saying "I feel sorry for people who don't drink, when they get up in the morning, that's the best they'll feel all day"

All I can say is if getting up is the best, I'm fucked.