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[–] lauha@lemmy.one 241 points 3 months ago (2 children)
  1. Friend makes a company named say "Morgan defence ltd" and you sing an NDA with your friend not to talk about your 2 year beer holiday on the beach.

  2. Company checks our your story. Friend's company looks like a typical defence industry shell company with no history of anything.

  3. Job

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 94 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You can skip that and say I was defense consultant with an NDA and cannot disclose which organisation I worked for

[–] InfiniWheel@lemmy.one 48 points 3 months ago (4 children)

"But you are an English major"

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 71 points 3 months ago

"Please stop asking questions, for both your safety and mine"

[–] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Yes, I had to correspond with other engineers and English was used in all communications."

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It was in fact the major form of communication!

[–] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Some of the people I communicated with were Majors.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 9 points 3 months ago

I cannot confirm nor deny my rank

[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I wrote copy for marketing collateral and technical copy for manuals.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

"And you're trying to get a job at an arby's?"

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone -1 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

It's not fraud. Singing is normal.

[–] BearGun@ttrpg.network 1 points 3 months ago

How is it fraud? No lies are told, not even implied. It would just be the company making assumptions.