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[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 44 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Isn't this the doofus who wanted to send a submarine into a cave? Dude doesn't have the intellectual heft necessary to manage a QuikTrip in Topeka.

But, take this drivel seriously. They like it when rural, red areas report their vote totals first, so that the news outlets will report that Republicans are "leading" early in the evening, before the blue cities finish their counting and overtake the early totals. It's a cheap trick to sell the claim that the election was stolen to their followers, y'know, the people who think that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

wasn't it a big tube? like an inflatable tube? this guy loves tubes

[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What do you mean? About the chocolate milk thing?

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There was a survey a few years ago that found that some absurdly-large number of Americans think that chocolate milk is produced by brown cows. Like, over 10 million people. I hope it's not true, but it's become kind of a meme to convey that Americans are misinformed about a lot of things, and generally just really dumb.

[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

No, seriously... it doesn't come from brown cows? Say it ain't so! 😭