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Dell said return to the office or else—nearly half of workers chose “or else” (arstechnica.com)
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[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 62 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Anyone want to start a company. Work from home. We'll split profits among ourselves. We can. Build blackjack lottery machines and webhookers

[–] waffelhaus@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I will start developing the webhookers!

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'll run quality control on the webhookers!

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We'll call it HookerGPT

[–] Misk@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

SlutGPT

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago

I'll start integrating the webhookers with Slack.

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

Well that's a word I've never seen before lol

[–] thefrankring@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Just use AI. People can't tell.

They just wanna live an unreal fantasy and jerk off.

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

I'll test the blackjack machines