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[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 14 points 5 months ago (6 children)

i just released a long loud fart, now i must wait for the person in the next toilet cubicle to leave first

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Walk out, lock eyes with them and do it louder. Assert dominance.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I will save up half of the flatulence next time

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 3 points 5 months ago

No, fire a small warning shot across the bow. Then ambush them with the full cannon

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 5 months ago
[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 5 points 5 months ago

My deepest darkest fear is being stuck in a situation like this, and having it develop into a game of chicken - with neither party wanting to exit the cubicle first for fear of revealing themselves

[โ€“] Eagle@aussie.zone 5 points 5 months ago
[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 5 months ago

my ^air^ pressure