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Derisking a project 1 year out (i.imgflip.com)

submitted 5 months ago by onlinepersona@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Anakin Padme meme:

Anakin: I will use agile to plan my project
Padme: 2-3 sprints ahead right?
Anakin:
Padme: 2-3 sprints ahead right?

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[–] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Not sure about GP, but that's basically what we did under "SAFe" (Scaled Agile Framework). PI planning means taking most of a sprint to plan everything for the next quarter or so. It's like a whole week of ticket refinement meetings. Or perhaps 3 days, but when you've had 3 days of ticket refinement meetings, it might as well be the whole work week for as much a stuff as you're going to get done otherwise.

It's as horrible as you're thinking, and after a lot of agitating, we stopped doing that shit.

[–] Cube6392@beehaw.org 1 points 5 months ago

SAFe SCRUM is a fucking scam. Anyone who proposes it as a solution to a problem is out of touch and doesn't recognize a waterfall when they see one