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[-] mxcory@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 years ago

gas station sushi.

One day I WILL buy sushi from a gas station. I just want to be able to say that I have done it.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I like how everyone bitches about gas station sushi, but the hotdogs being kept bacterial-paradise-warm on rollers until the end of time are A-OK.

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Hotdogs have so much salt that bacteria can't live on them. Science.

[-] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

Bacteria have standards!

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 years ago

just make sure not to black out and wake up in a sewer

[-] androogee@midwest.social 21 points 2 years ago

But this big rat wants to teach me karate

[-] fubbernuckin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Why not, i wanna be surrounded by fish. Horny fish.

this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2024
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