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Supreme Court Rules That Trump Has Very, Very Large Hands (theshovel.com.au)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by DxK@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] NRay7882@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just as long as it's an official act to suck his cock and not an unofficial act, wouldn't want to stain those black robes and be liable for it!

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

The Trumpficial Amendment.