"No way to prevent this" say users of only language where this regularly happens - 07/01/2024 (xeiaso.net)

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A shitpost about languages that generate CVEs

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[-] fuzzzerd@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

I'm sure there are projects covering those areas written in JavaScript.

[-] echindod@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

Oh gawd. That would be so horrible! Is there a project o compile JavaScript to bytecode? With like LLVM? There must be, but I haven't heard of it. I shouldn't even say anything because I will be better off pretending it doesn't exist.

[-] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Just bundle a JavaScript interpreter with the JavaScript code. No need to compile JavaScript.

[-] OutsideNo1877@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should and i hope that is not a thing

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