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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world -2 points 3 months ago

They make good garnish, but their lack sugar, salt, and saturated fats makes them a poor meal choice.

I'm b4 "typical American." I mean you'd want to die of heart disease too if you had our sorry excuse for healthcare.