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Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test (www.theonion.com)
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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (3 children)

God: Makes everyone keep waiting for Armageddon.

American Evangelicals: I'll do it myself.

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 3 points 3 months ago

I'll make my own Armageddon, which blackjack, and hookers!

[–] vortexsurfer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I mean, that's quite literally happening, more or less. Check out the documentary Praying for Armageddon if you can find it.

[–] match@pawb.social 1 points 3 months ago

When they switch over from "God works in mysterious ways" to "God works through us"