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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

My husband I each have a couch facing each other and he likes to fart up a storm on his side lately so I have told him if his filth breaches international shores I'm gonna unleash my nuclear power aka lavender spray. Tensions have eased today since it's Friday. A ceasefire if you like.

I've seen the kid come in to the room and go "nup" and back out.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago

The same as me but with added chilli.

[–] wscholermann@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago

Love and marriage love and marriage, go to together like a horse and carriage....