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[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 43 points 7 months ago (3 children)

He'll die soon or late, that's literally the only prediction that can't possibly be wrong.

[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 7 months ago

Well, if the next guy aims better then it'd be closed casket

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Maybe we'll get lucky and a blood clot will break loose from all the stress. Gawd knows his arteries have to look like a Florida sewer pipe by now.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

Kinda like when I was describing a flowering plant that volunteered in our yard as "either annual or perrenial".