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Imperial Stormtrooper Spotted Fleeing Scene of Trump Shooting (hard-drive.net)
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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah, a stormtrooper wouldn't have even been able to clip his ear.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

One of them did hit Leia in Ep. VI.

Or was that a scout trooper?

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

That guy was filling in from Spaceball One, he was one of those Assholes.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Good point. They had different helmets, but close enough.