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Who Is Trump’s VP Pick J.D. Vance? (www.theonion.com)
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[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Vance writing a fantasy novel series would give us something to like about him, so that might sway the nerdy southerner vote.

[–] Omega_Man@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

We could make the main character gay.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Or any skintone darker than than mayonaise.