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submitted 4 months ago by homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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Pfft. Uh, stick, obvs.

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[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Definitely the stick. A perfect rock is only good once, which is when you throw it. A stick is good for decades. My dad has a stick I found 36 years ago and still uses it. Nobody uses a rock for that long.

[–] deus@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What is stopping you from picking up the rock after throwing it? Let me tell you, I still have a little pebble I found by a river some 20 years ago and it's not even a particularly cool looking rock or anything. If I had a perfect rock you better bet I'd keep it forever.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm not scuba certified.

[–] deus@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No worries, the rock won't go anywhere. It'll remain where you left it, patiently waiting for you to become scuba certified, like the good rock it is.

[–] weegee90@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't know... rocks can be tricksters sometimes.