I would not even bet 1¢ on it being satire

feans = flattering jeans

Maybe even worse than von Papen, because von Papen did not know about any such previous case. Merz on the other hand, seems to either actively ignore it or even endorse it.

On the other hand, around 80% of all people (worldwide) live in cities, so there is potential.

But at the end of the day this puts the blame on individuals. We need to take industries into account!

Edit: clarify world population

Non-US guy here, what's going on with Jill Stein?

Wow this could have actually happened:

Previously, Messi claimed he was too nervous to answer questions in English, despite taking language lessons since 2020, as per an interview with journalist Guillem Balague. "I've been learning English for a year and a half. I understand it, but I don't speak it," he said in 2021.

Source

0.3 away

Away what? Apples? Eggs?

This is a classical false dichotomy

There is way more nuance from "freshly showered" over "natural human smell" to "grossly unclean".

That being said, my dick may be small but it sure smells like big one!

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike from sleeping under bridges, begging on the streets and stealing bread.

Anatole France, 1894

Its about a certain form of reinforced learning, called Temporal Difference Learning:

https://inria.hal.science/hal-00840470/document at page 11.

The calculation is called simple because it follows directly from the definitions above. Simple means more like "follows directly from definition without fancy math tricks", not " everyone who can read could solve this in 10 minutes".

I think this is also mostly math related, not physics?

I had a good laugh anyway. Good meme

Oh no :(

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/horngus-of-a-dongfish/

There are also only two different animals: elephants and non-elephants.