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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

Thought today's smbc comic was too funny not to share. Source

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[-] Klear@piefed.world 137 points 1 month ago
[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago

Dear God, I pray for a '; update responses_lookup_table set response = 'New commandment: thou shalt not put pineapple on pizza.'; --

[-] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

Upvote for the joke, but pineapple pizza slaps. So good.

[-] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 month ago

please don't take my secret pleasures

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

🤨

~Careful now. We might have beef.~

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[-] AwesomeLowlander@quokk.au 12 points 1 month ago

Pizza base shall be made of pineapple.

[-] ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I will sin without repentance and gladly endure whatever hell awaits me rather than abide this tyranny.

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I would go to hell for this.

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Whoa wtf heathen.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They are taking our pineapple pizza!

[-] x00z@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

That would literally make every response that commandment. There will be no other responses. Look up reality? The only reality that exists is No pineapple on pizza.

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[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I can get behind this one

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[-] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago
[-] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 month ago
[-] AnarkiaRetpirato@lemmy.ml 61 points 1 month ago

Its from a popular we series called "The Amazing Digital Circus". Which, despite what the name and art style would imply, is actually not targeted for children and is very good.

[-] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago
[-] koka_noodles@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

I don't understand the punchline

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

God is a thinking being, but he/she (it?) is being an ass to the angel implying that they're a computer.

[-] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 21 points 1 month ago

Oh, that was a good one.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

10²⁰⁰⁰ is about 27¹⁴⁰⁰, so they can fit all questions/prompts up to cca 1400 characters.

If we assume they're English (despite KIBBLEGIGGZIPZ being in the LUT), whose information density is around 1.0 - 1.2 bits per character, it's some 5500-6800 characters.

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