[-] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 113 points 1 year ago

Checks the system uptime... 97 days.

You restarted it, right?

[-] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 119 points 1 year ago

Firstly... no.

Secondly... cut and paste? Not copy?

[-] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 90 points 1 year ago

I have zero game and no clue when it comes to signals.

I need this kind of woman, one that will be forward me.

[-] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 86 points 1 year ago

I picked this up from my parents.

When I moved out, I lived with a flatmate for a few years and I left the washing machine door open after using it and my flatmate closed it.

I explained to her why I left it open and she just stared back at me. Not once had she ever thought of this and said it made so much sense. She is about 20 years my senior.

Certain habits seem to be so obvious, but unless handed down, someone may never even think of it.

Reminds me of that guy that never thought to let the shower water get warm before stepping in.

[-] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 74 points 1 year ago

Years ago I had a housemate and she told me that every night, a slug would leave a trail on her bedroom mat and this was going on for years. She could never find it or catch it.

She went away for a week or so for work so I poured some salt on her mat.

Next morning I go look and I find the slug stuck in the middle of the mat unable to escape.

Took a photo of it, tossed it out into the garden and vacuumed the mat.

Showed her the photo when she returned and told her what I had done. She was so relieved that the phantom slug had been dealt with.

[-] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 147 points 1 year ago

As if he didn't know it was all bullshit.

He knew, he was in on it and now trying to distance himself when it becomes unpopular.

Project 2025? What's that? I've never heard of that and I don't know anything about it!

[-] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 73 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have a few saved cover letters that cover certain role types.

I either copy and paste that in or attach them.

Regardless, getting nowhere with the job search. The job market is cooked.

edit -

and this just popped up in my feed.

[-] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 111 points 2 years ago

Dammit!

I said this as a joke nearly a month ago on Discord.

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[-] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 70 points 2 years ago

Grande the Giant.

[-] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 75 points 2 years ago

I used to work IT at a school and reports were emailed to parents as PDFs.

We got a complaint from a few parents saying things like, why are the reports PDF? Not everyone has Acrobat Reader, you should be sending these out as Microsoft Word files.

I then had to tell them that unlike Microsoft Word, Acrobat Reader is free to download and install. Anyone can get Acrobat reader or another PDF viewer, but not everyone just has Word on their device nor are they willing to buy it.

I didn't mention the part about a Word file is easy to just edit.

I'm also going to assume that some of them are using a work laptop where they have Word installed and no admin rights to install a PDF viewer and too lazy to ask IT.

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