[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 76 points 1 year ago

It is a genie. That's exactly what it means when she says "replace all the water in the world with milk". Genies hate people. They are malicious spirits that have been imprisoned by sorcerrers to serve them and their wishes. The only thing is that it probably isn't going to work because they are not omnipotent and have limited power usually. Enough to "fulfill a wish" of a greedy dude and fuck them over in the process, but not enough to destroy the universe.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 81 points 2 years ago

It's worse when you meet the love of your life and it turns out you aren't theirs.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 91 points 2 years ago

Meanwhile I had the opposite problem. Lots of friends that happened to be girls. Then they find a partner, and the conversations, meetups and discussions fizzle away, especially if I stop initiating contact. I then learn years down the line "oh yeah I had such a huge crush on you" or "I'da fucked your brains out" or some other combination. And then general blaming for me not "making the move" like no shit, I treated you as a friend. If you wanted that, just say it openly please

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 146 points 2 years ago

Lmao 2.5kg of meat? Forget it. If you got any, it was a day to celebrate. You couldn't get shit for stamps and you had to stand in long queues to get the scraps that you could get. You waited for hours for a delivery that immediately disappeared or didn't come at all. You literally bought what you could. People used to barter the stamps and a grey market to get what you needed popped up. The only way to get what you wanted was to pay with dollars.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 99 points 2 years ago

I lost a partner doing that. Like flipping a switch, any interest in me was gone. Was struggling with depression, we knew eachother for a very long time, even dated in the past. Oh well.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 76 points 2 years ago

They could have done the return with Snoke. But noo, we need to fuck up the long established canon by adding in old characters. We can't explain how they survived so let's say "somehow they did".

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 92 points 2 years ago

That's still nepotism...

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 202 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure the answer is just "40 minutes" and it is a question to make someone think about what they are doing rather than automatically solve every task.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 85 points 2 years ago

Well, yeah, and he got a gift from someone who heard about his penis.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 163 points 2 years ago

I love these made up scenarios that never happened

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 87 points 2 years ago

No, you need 555 posts about the shit that a billionaire said about stuff he knows nothing about

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 100 points 2 years ago

It didn't sign a deal with the unions and tried to strongarm its way through it

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