[-] ReadyUser31@lemmy.world 104 points 1 year ago

I feel like we could have done better than 'baked potato' for a fancy dinner. Come on.

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I can't spend the time here that this community really needs, so I am looking for another mod or two to add to the team. We've got one other mod right now who is great but another couple to step in and be active in the community would be great. Let me know why you'd make a great mod below!

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French vampires (lemmy.world)

Catstrey @CatstreyDave

To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.

5:22 PM -01 Jan 20- Twitter for Android

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Flaming (lemmy.world)
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You are a program (lemmy.world)

rOzeclawz Follow 2d ago

what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while!" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

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Dog Whistles (lemmy.world)

Full post here: https://www.tumblr.com/brightlotusmoon/727204642739617792

Posting this to make up for accidentally posting a dog whistle earlier. Oops

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Unbeelievable (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by ReadyUser31@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

@LegoRacers2

You can't expect me to believe there is a race of creatures living in well-ordered homes who spend all day making candy while their evil counterpart hides out in menacing fortresses that augur only destruction

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Witnessed a miracle (lemmy.world)
[-] ReadyUser31@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Eating gizzard sounds offal to me

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by ReadyUser31@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum

Admiral Snaccbar @Chris Mench Serving shrimp with the tail still on when it's already mixed into something (pasta, rice, etc) is insane.

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Hey all, I've not been putting as much time into Lemmy as I thought I would, so I'm requesting applications for new mods! There isn't really anything to do in terms of reactive moderation, there's almost never any reports etc, but a proactive approach to growing the community, encouraging posts, and all that sort of thing would be great.

Let me know below if you are interested!

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Just a reminder that reporting posts you don't like (or that you disagree with, or that are disagreeing with you) but that do not break any rules is a waste of my time and yours. Downvote and move on. Repeat offenders will be banned.

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Diesel-smelling (lemmy.world)

Jeremy Clarkson: Just been for a walk round the farm and I'm a bit alarmed by how few butterflies there are.

Something is afoot.

Danny Wallace: Diesel-smelling Top Gear host who threatened climate protestors misses butterflies.

[-] ReadyUser31@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago

I've got to be honest that picture is just a pub with books.

[-] ReadyUser31@lemmy.world 66 points 3 years ago

https://www.techbusinessnews.com.au/does-email-spam-affect-the-enviroment/

Its estimated that spam consumes more than 33 billion kilowatt-hours of electricity every year, the same amount as 2.4 million homes. It also produces the same amount of green house gas(GHG) emissions as 3.1 million passenger cars.

[-] ReadyUser31@lemmy.world 49 points 3 years ago

This has good intentions but all this will do is make it so low income people can't travel, and not really affect the rich who are mostly the problem here.

[-] ReadyUser31@lemmy.world 98 points 3 years ago

Ophidascaris robertsi is a roundworm usually found in pythons. The Canberra hospital patient marks the world-first case of the parasite being found in humans.

The patient resides near a lake area inhabited by carpet pythons. Despite no direct snake contact, she often collected native grasses, including warrigal greens, from around the lake to use in cooking, Senanayake said.

The doctors and scientists involved in her case hypothesise that a python may have shed the parasite via its faeces into the grass. They believe the patient was probably infected with the parasite directly from touching the native grass or after eating the greens.

Moral of the story: make sure you wash all the snake shit off your produce and hands before eating.

[-] ReadyUser31@lemmy.world 192 points 3 years ago

Interestingly, these used to be called 'jokes' before memes existed.

[-] ReadyUser31@lemmy.world 91 points 3 years ago

Read it so you don't have to - someone found a choice you can make in the second act that counts as an ending. So, they basically ran through act one and made that decision immediately.

They did not play through to what anyone would actually consider the end of the game.

[-] ReadyUser31@lemmy.world 148 points 3 years ago

Oh my god it's beautiful. It's so beautiful.

[-] ReadyUser31@lemmy.world 35 points 3 years ago

All Lemmy instances are test environments right now. It's just that lemmy.world is being tested the hardest.

[-] ReadyUser31@lemmy.world 36 points 3 years ago

Cool, guess I'll buy a different EV then.

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