I am going the incompetence route in these cases as embarrassment tends to be one of the best motivators for dickheads like these

I have never, and I will do my absolute best to never even ride in a Tesla.

They are simply unsafe

That or olive oil, the cat we had when I grew up loved olive oil and her fur became lovely after eating it.

Good point, I missed that it was in thw past tense

According to the report, the city discovered Flock was sharing data with external law enforcement agencies — despite Flock’s agreement with Boston saying data sharing was to be turned off, and the company confirming this was the case.

And right here is where you lost any credibility.

If you can't handle a simple boolean set to false, then I can't trust you with anything more complicated.

It the classic

"we can't support the issue, despite it being a good thing"

"Why?"

"We have decided that it is terrible"

Considering that most people who are remembered were terrible people, if I am remembered after my death, I have probably become something terrible.

But the torment nexus is so cool!

It's fine, I'll just create a small torment nexus!

I am not expecting them to do that, I am expecting them to make an effort at pretending to follow the rules.

I don't know about your toaster, but mine is built so you can lift the handle slightly from the standard position, which lifts the bread mechanism and allows you to access the bread without poking into the toaster.