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End of Bliss (lemmy.nz)
submitted 3 hours ago by GolfFoxtrotLima@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/51095100

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It's quite the burden knowing I'm always the smartest person in any given room. (lemmy.nz)
submitted 10 hours ago by GolfFoxtrotLima@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/51089015

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Do not use ai (lemmy.nz)
submitted 11 hours ago by GolfFoxtrotLima@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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cross-posted from: https://piefed.zip/c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world/p/1758477/using-fascist-technology-to-fight-fascism-still-promotes-fascist-technology

Using fascist technology to fight fascism still promotes fascist technology.

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We ignored the signs. (lemmy.nz)
submitted 17 hours ago by Lisk91@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Means to deceive (lemmy.nz)
submitted 1 day ago by GolfFoxtrotLima@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
23 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/43600018

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You'll never guess what will happen if you try to print out a shell script! (lemmy.nz)
submitted 2 days ago by umbraroze@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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(source: random internets photo)

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"This guy knows his stuff" (lemmy.nz)
submitted 3 days ago by GolfFoxtrotLima@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
9 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/50972557

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English โ†” Claudish Translator (programasweights.com)
submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@europe.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Felony Bench: Be AI, Do Crime (www.felonybench.com)
submitted 4 days ago by cm0002@europe.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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My home server was a totally justified purchase (lemmy.nz)
submitted 5 days ago by GolfFoxtrotLima@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
41 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/50893918

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Db admin, cloud admin, printers, more for $110k. (lemmy.nz)
submitted 6 days ago by Brkdncr@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Who has the best name in the programming space? (programming.dev)
submitted 6 days ago by vrek@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Not talking about the people themselves just how awesome some names are. My favorites is Stephan Wolfram and Matt Goldbolt!

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GitHub you wiley fox! (lemmy.nz)
submitted 1 week ago by mappe@moplemmy.fyi to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Divine tech support (lemmy.nz)
submitted 1 week ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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GitDown is Hub (lemmy.nz)
submitted 1 week ago by anzo@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Never seen it this bad (lemmy.nz)
submitted 1 week ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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static/styles.css (lemmy.nz)
submitted 1 week ago by Buage_@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Even more terrible puns! (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by sbeak@sopuli.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Why should you never invite a circuit board designer to prom?

After the first write, they will leave you on read(-only mode)

why?PROM is Programmable Read-Only Memory, which can be written to only once, after which it is read-only

What does the maintainer say when asked whether one can contribute to their permissively licensed project?

M I Teasing you? Of course you can add Apache 2!

why?MIT and Apache 2(.0) are both permissive open-source licenses, and they replace parts of the phrases "Am I teasing" and "a patch too".

I think you pronounce Apache like paper mache, with a shey rather than a tch, but it nearly works!

Why did the animated graphic end so quickly? It was in a GIFfy! (for the people who advocate for a soft G)

What did the villain say to the protagonist in a popular meme? GIF me your power! (for the people who prefer a hard G)

What do you call a Japanese style of mood boards? JPEGboards!

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What if we measure how bad code is using AI and math? (github.com)
submitted 1 week ago by sebastiancarlos@lemmy.sdf.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Maybe it's time for Penguin (lemmy.nz)
submitted 1 week ago by GolfFoxtrotLima@ani.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
11 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/55082309

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Without makeup ๐Ÿ˜‚ (lemmy.nz)
submitted 1 week ago by GolfFoxtrotLima@ani.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
24 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/50691816

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Somewhere out there, in an atheist's rc file ... (lemmy.nz)
submitted 1 week ago by cockmushroom@reddthat.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Googles first trillion (lemmy.nz)
submitted 1 week ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
12 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://reddthat.com/post/71274400

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you should have gone for the head (lemmy.nz)
submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@libretechni.ca to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Everyone's asking, 'Who's Json?', but nobody's asking, 'How's Json?' (lemmy.nz)
submitted 1 week ago by CodiUnicorn@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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