Yes, you basically restated my point, I'm not really disagreeing, but saying there aren't any clients isn't really the case either.

There are plenty of XMPP clients out there that work great... finding one that supports all the features you actually care about...now that's the hard part. XMPP has too many opt in extensions and it's very hit and miss with clients

Technically you're referring to the web

Is this satire or is it from a real project O_O?

Ironically it's actually the opposite. Linux has signals, and with the exception of SIGKILL and I think SIGABRT they can all be handled gracefully. Windows on the other hand doesn't have signals, it can only TerminateProcess() which is forceful. The illusion of graceful termination on windows is done by sending a Window close message to all of the windows belonging to a given process, however in the event the process has no windows, only forceful termination is available due to the lack of a real mechanism to gracefully terminate processes. That's why the taskkill command tells you a process requires forceful termination when you run it against something headless.

Further increase confusion by having error pages where all 3 are green

Assembly being obsolete has to be the funniest joke in here. It fundamentally never will be even if its use is niche

...this is so much more cursed than it needs to be. If you want to bash in C just system("echo hello world");

It's replacing all instances of arse and ass with bottom...but doing so in about the most naïve way possible.

const volatile is used a lot when doing HW programming. Const will prevent your code from editing it and volatile prevents the compiler from making assumptions. For example reading from a read only MMIO region. Hardware might change the value hence volatile but you can't because it's read only so marking it as const allows the compiler to catch it instead of allowing you to try and fail.

When script kiddies are the new high we've collectively reached a new low

I refuse to go to sites that do this, I also refuse to go to sites that block adblock...and specially the sites that detect and block private browsing, that one shouldn't even be a thing