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[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 212 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (7 children)

I have had uni professors sign books to make sure people actually bought new books and not used ones (he wrote them); unfortunately for him i had access to toluene to get pen ink off; did the same to all of my peers; Fuck those kind of professors

[–] puppy@lemmy.world 55 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Do what happened if you bring a book to class already signed?

[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 123 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

He threatened you to either buy a new book or he would make your uni career hell, one of my mates did it, at the last exam he sent him back 5 times, the last time he went to take the exam the coordiator said "what else have you got to ask to him; he told you everything in your course; [insert name] give me the paper" he signed the paper and sent him off; the prof. Still gave him only 60/100.

I still want to slap that piece of shit.

After that i taught other people in the uni to do that; he tried to mitigate by writing over the printed title of the book; hoping that any tampering would be evident; toluene didn't touch the toner, so it didn't work

Edit: grammar mistake (thanks mac)

[–] puppy@lemmy.world 102 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Sounds like a pos.

Also that sounds very illegal, no complaints have been filed or anything?

[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 89 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Here in italy no one gives a quater of a fuck about that kind of shit. Good thing is that the same can be said when after the last exams he always needs to call a tow truck since he won't have tires, not even cameras were able to stop them, and i'm quite sure other professors turn a blind eye to them since they also hate him.

[–] Spawn7586@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I knew you were italian as soon as I read that lol. Basically my uni life too

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

hi 👋

just fyi:
"teach" is one of those words in English that has a different suffix for it's past-tense: it is "taught".
Eg. "They taught me to sew."
"teached" is improper.

Note: not to be confused with "taut" which is pronounced the same.

:)

[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I had originally wrote taught but i confused it with "pulling something tight" so i went with what would get the point across even if it was wrong.

Edit: fixed it now

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[–] assa123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 months ago

Thank you for pointing out a mistake in a very polite way while being informative. You deserve an applesauce for making a better internet 👏.

[–] yetAnotherUser@feddit.de 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Do Italian professors know their students' names? Over here, two countries to the North, no professor knows anything about their students.

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[–] orb360@lemmy.ca 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Buy/collect used books off students after they finish the course... Remove the ink, resell undercutting him by a ton and make a huge profit!

[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 37 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Nah I'm fine with spreading how to remove the sign, there are already enough people capitalizing on education here

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[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 130 points 6 months ago (3 children)

God bless this professor. Piracy is a victimless crime!

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 109 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This reminds me of when Weird Al told Canadian (or maybe Australian?) fans who wanted to watch his movie, "there's Very Probably No way to do this. I know you probably have a TORRENT of questions, but I don't have time to answer them right now."

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Once in a while maybe you will feel the urge To break international copyright law By downloading MP3's from file sharing sites Like Morpheus or Grokster or LimeWire or KaZaA

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 81 points 6 months ago

based professor

[–] fayoh@sopuli.xyz 68 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Asus had some different ideas about libgen.rs 😯

[–] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 64 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Yo control your router lol (freshtomato or openwrt or something might be good options)

[–] Serialchemist@ttrpg.network 32 points 6 months ago

Seconding the recommendation for OpenWRT - I’ve been using it for years on my routers.

[–] Clusterfck@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 6 months ago

I loved AsusWRT-Merlin back when I used an Asus router.

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[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

To be fair it might actually be possible to find smut there.

[–] azimir@lemmy.ml 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You're probably correct. It's the Internet. The Internet is for porn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs

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[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Unfortunately many courses now give assignments through sites that are only accessible by purchasing a textbook with a unique access code

[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 48 points 6 months ago (3 children)

So in every other country if they tried something like that, students would kick up shit, government would step in and sort it

So it's either, too pussy to stand up for yourselves, or you're living in a dictatorship

Which is it? 😂

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago

i don't know who's downvoting you. As an american who had to go through that shit, you're not at all wrong.

Selfishness and greed. Anyone that stands up stands alone, and the others are quick to lick a boot as they grovel for scraps. For some inconceivable reason too many consider this preferable to standing together and working to make things better.

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[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago (2 children)

A professor at my university tried that, but the students quite quickly made a huge fuss, got the principals office involved, and the universities lawyers informed said professor that what she was doing was illegal, and that she should stop before she got any more trouble. She stopped.

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[–] bblkargonaut@lemmy.world 60 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I paid $1000 for books my first semester of college back in 2007. I felt so burnt and violated I never bought another textbook. I made it through the rest of undergrad, a masters, and a PhD in biochemistry by checking out books from the library, borrowing textbooks from friends, and going sailing. When I taught I made it a point to teach my students about all the ways they can avoid becoming a victim like myself.

[–] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What could you have possibly learned from sailing though?

[–] Leg@lemmy.world 38 points 6 months ago (9 children)

There's a lot to be learned at sea, lad.

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[–] thefrankring@lemmy.world 59 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (10 children)

I bought some textbooks for university.

Ended up not using most of them.

Most computers science students are used to computers, internet and StackOverflow.

Not paper.

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 24 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Here is a PDF of the book you need for this course, you may not share it and the file will self destruct the day after finals. Thanks for the $150

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[–] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 12 points 6 months ago

Textbooks that are good references are great. Textbooks that are just another class and withhold the answers are garbage.

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[–] DevCat@lemmy.world 51 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The California Community College I went to allowed you to filter classes in the schedule by whether they offered ZTC - Zero Textbook Cost or OER - Open Educational Resource.

[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 45 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I love how he doesn't even bother trying to consistently maintain the facade. It's a *Chef's Kiss

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 41 points 6 months ago

In one of my uni courses, I found a free copy of the required textbook and posted a link to it on the forum in the LMS saying "Hey prof, is this the correct textbook?" By the time the prof responded and politely took my message down a week later, everyone had helped themselves to a copy.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 40 points 6 months ago
  1. Use Anna's Archives
  2. Wikipedia Library
  3. Wosonhj
[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 36 points 6 months ago

Sites like that saved me thousands getting my psych degree. God bless professors like this. Also the ones who were like, "the new edition of the book you need for this semester is $500, but you can get the previous edition for $5 at this site. Here's copies of the pages that were changed." or "I photocopied every page you need for this semester from the book for all of you."

[–] plz1@lemmy.world 34 points 6 months ago

Our profit margin demands you buy over-priced books from our shop

College material monopolies should be illegal, just like all other monopolies. Want to give students an education in the real world? Let the free market determine textbook prices.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 34 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A professor of mine sent me a similar email when I said I was having trouble accessing some journals through the University library portal:

"One should definitely not use Sci-hub, if you catch my drift."

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 6 months ago

Too bad it doesn't have the latest papers. annas-archive is supposed to be growing that database, though.

[–] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 29 points 6 months ago

I once had a class where, day one, the professor said something like, "If you don't want to buy the book, that's fine with me. I can't tell you where to find a copy, but maybe one of your classmates can." Someone raised their hand and started rattling off a few useful websites.

[–] CodyCannoli@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

Fuck Pearson

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 6 months ago

My Analysis professor once did basically the same thing in class. She said that we should never go to these websites, since they were illegal. Based lady.

[–] pastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.br 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I had a professor who kept all the materials from the books that he wrote on his website. He was cool with students printing the html pages and bringing it to class.

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[–] theedqueen@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

I had a stats professor who told us to not buy the book. He would print out hand outs and gave them to us every class. He was super nice. One time a girl brought her bunny to class because she had to give it medicine on a schedule and he made her do show and tell lol.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 6 months ago

That professor is legendary

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