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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by ptz@dubvee.org to c/tenforward@lemmy.world

Forgive the terrible photoshop. It's more of a conversation starter.

[At the court martial hearing]

We were observing a pre-warp civilization. The mission was going according to plan until they told me they thought their world was flat. They weren't in the equivalent of our 14th century. No. They were just so contrarian that they were willing to believe any unsubstantiated claim that had a website. They were willing to go back on the conclusion their society had rightly drawn about the shape of the planet on which they live.

Many of the people there, and by 'people' I mean 'idiots', claimed to be "questioning" types who asked why they should just "go along" with the claim that their planet is round.

Well, I told them why: because we came from space, looked out the window, and took a bloody photo.

Are we the baddies?

(Adapted from this segment)

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[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago
[-] ptz@dubvee.org 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[-] marcos@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Oh, that photo that if you pay attention you'll notice is flat?

How can you be certain it's not a disk with textures that keep mutating to emulate a rotating sphere?

(\s of course.)

[-] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Absolutely brilliant!

[-] Deebster@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago

Bravo! If this is a harbinger of the memes that we can expect from Davulcan Mitchell, then it's going to be good.

[-] HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 years ago
[-] ptz@dubvee.org 1 points 2 years ago

Kindof, but with less scheming.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

That would definitely be an Unbelievable Truth.

[-] MacedWindow@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I thank you for this wonderful photoshop

[-] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

As long as he's teaching us the navigation of his wife.

this post was submitted on 30 May 2024
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