this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2024
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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 33 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Just think what a massive "fuck you" to the universe it is to just suddenly cut off 3.7 billion years of continuous, uninterrupted survival success, from primordial seas of predators and prey on through ice ages and meteor impacts and the crust of Earth turning inside out... you can draw a line of survivors all the way from the first carbon molecules that started sticking together without breaking on through tiny animals huddled under charred stumps to early primates defeating their enemies to refugees escaping genocides... all the way down to you, personally standing there, deciding to cut the line.

It's awful but also beautiful, like dropping an ornate, delicate vase off a 12-story building and filming it in slow motion.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 5 months ago

Eh I'm an antinatalist, but this is like 5 fathoms based

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well when I was a small child I wanted to be a bus that’s all I can tell you

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The last metamorphosis of praxis: become the means of production

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

gets seized by capitalists

And now we know why the Autobots started carrying guns.

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 5 months ago

In AI capitalism, the content is you

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just let them play Minecraft. It's cheaper than Legos and they can't choke on anything.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

they can’t choke on anything

[cue clip of 11-year-olds talking on minecraft]

[–] 8bittech@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Are you one of those moron who points at a garbage man and says, "Stay in school, or you'll end up like him" all the while he's making more than you?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 32 points 5 months ago

reminds me of one of my fave tweets:

"Garbage men and pick up artists should switch names"

[–] variants@possumpat.io 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 5 months ago

The funny thing is they'll probably never realize they were just projecting their own insecurities.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Mine would probably love this... I'd feel weird buying something branded like this one though.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago

Yeah the branding somehow makes it seem contrived and a bit weird doesn’t it. If the same toy were to be sold unbranded, it would have a very different vibe imo

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago
[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You cannot. The children yearn for it from their very DNA.

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago

This is true. All evolution has to do is make us want to have sex* and / or care for a baby once they’re in our arms*

  • not everyone obviously
[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] casmael@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Have you tried reversing the position of your case fans ?

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Convert it into a potty chair.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why would I? Work builds character!

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 5 months ago

Some even say work will set you free... No way they are lying