No, we need the protocol to always display those annoying popup adware porn ads in the corner with tiny "x" buttons that exponentially increase the number of porn ads on click.

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 18 points 5 months ago

Haven't you heard of unixporn?

[–] probableprotogen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 88 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Finally! A website that has porn only pappa Musk approves of!

[–] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Consider it morbid curiosity but I’d be curious what he considers okay. At the same time, I don’t wanna know.

[–] probableprotogen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago

Honestly I wouldn't either lol

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago

This way nobody knows his porn search history!

Gotta moderate that somehow.

[–] KraeuterRoy@feddit.de 64 points 5 months ago

Oops! All Porn!

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Didn't Twitter just relax their rules on adult content? So technically they're all porn.

[–] Goun@lemmy.ml 133 points 5 months ago

They say "update: they're all porn," maybe you missed that

[–] lavalamp_tornado@lemmy.world 66 points 5 months ago

I’m pretty sure that’s the joke.

[–] FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee 18 points 5 months ago

That's literally the joke here.

[–] shani66@ani.social 3 points 5 months ago

Twitter had rules about porn? Literally the only thing I've ever used it for was to follow porn artists to obscure to be put onto a booru or not in pixiv.

[–] crazyCat@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I’m surprised no one has shown off yet by matching the sites to their favicons. I think I recognize one but I’m a simple man.

[–] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

IDK, xnxx.com, xhamster.com, x.com, xvideos.com, IDK

Those three are part of the xvideos network which you get to know because the "uploaded to xvideos" scrolls across the top of some of the videos on all the sites. I can't for the life of me figure out the first and last favicon.

[–] crazyCat@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Nice! Impressive :-)

[–] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Where is there porn on x.com? I haven't seen any. Tell me where it is so I can avoid it.

[–] lud@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Go to twitter and search for "porn", "pussy" or "dick" or whatever you desire.

Twitter has had porn for ages.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I prefer the fediverse for porn, Twitter now has bots posting CP, also I have a feeling that if Trump wins and Project 2025 is enacted, Musk will explicitly ban porn the first moment he can...

[–] lud@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

People always say the twitter has lots of CP and that the fediverse has lots of CP but I have yet to see any in my entire life (luckily)

[–] blujan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I wasn't so lucky, I saw some horrible pictures in Lemmy once, but they were removed immediately.

[–] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just out of curiosity which sick instance allowed that? So I know which to ban since their mod team is not basically either stupid or also sick.

[–] blujan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

It was very early after reddit's problems last year. I don't remember which ones were affected, but mods reacted very quickly and they were removed extremely quickly.