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The kids are alright (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 years ago by SolarNialamide@lemmy.world to c/internetfuneral@lemmy.world
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[-] Polydextrous@lemmy.world 68 points 3 years ago

Woke moralist: wait—you guys are getting paid?

[-] Ghost33313@kbin.social 10 points 3 years ago

I could totally use a third revenue stream for just doing what I already am! Where do we sign?

[-] uservoid1@lemmy.world 38 points 3 years ago

Most jobs are shit, do whatever make you happy kids.

What's bother me is why the percent of the top 8 are added to 135.54%? ... maybe some kids are going for Tik-Tok Train Robbers

[-] Steeve@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 years ago

You need 1.3554 jobs to make it today in this economy

[-] Agamemnon@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago

I wonder how many of these could be combined into one job description.

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 years ago

Not enough of the survey taker's generation wanted to be mathematicians apparently.

[-] kool_newt@lemm.ee 10 points 3 years ago

My high-school career counselor didn't tell me about these options!

[-] Candelestine@lemmy.world 10 points 3 years ago

Aight ... highwayman down at 8th? And three spots below bureaucrat? And crisis actor at 9th? Know how hard it is to break into acting?

Fake.

[-] bilb@lem.monster 9 points 3 years ago

Up yours, woke moralists! We'll see who cancels who!

[-] Neato@kbin.social 8 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

Hooray! I'm already a bureaucrat! The fifth most popular job.

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 10 points 3 years ago

You're not a bureaucrat if you're not joyless

Turn in your badge and have your desk empty by 5.

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago

I’m guessing this is a joke but what context? Also is that a silver hand at the bottom?

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 3 years ago

It's a hand casting a shadow on the projected image.

[-] SolarNialamide@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago

The context is it's funny

[-] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 5 points 3 years ago

“Highwaymen: Train Robber” - more that’s something to strive for.

[-] moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 years ago
  1. Wizard
[-] Anamnesis@lemmy.world 4 points 3 years ago

Tag yourself. I'm "AirBnB squatter."

[-] SolarNialamide@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago

I'm holy fool

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago

What's today's kid's version of "STAND AND DELIVER!"

[-] Sentinian@lemmy.one 3 points 3 years ago

I'd literally do any of these for money instead of working at the place now. (Or any place other place honestly)

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