Yeah, I hear ya... no SATA ports gets me in a bad mood as well.

Girlfriend: "You spent $187 on that?"

I assume she was excited about all the cool stuff you could make with it and found out it was actually just a cake... Would be disappointed too.

If you put your tongue on them when on, you do get a tangy flavour.

I bought a cream tart, but I requested a refund because it couldn't run Linux.

I would take this as a win no matter what flavor of pie was delivered.

Being notified about Raspberry Pi > raspberry pie > cream pie delivery.