"Hello, Jon. This is my belly. If you touch it, I WILL murder you. Right in front of your stupid little kid that always pulls my tail. Until then, I'm just gonna give a reeeeaaaaalllll big stretch!"

[–] JimSamtanko@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Love this! Ours has a favorite paper bag. We don’t dare throw it away. It’s been on the floor for over six months now.

[–] Snowyday@startrek.website 5 points 4 months ago

She also has a favorite box

[–] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

She looks like she's giving the ol' razzle dazzle

[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 3 points 4 months ago

To be fair, this is one magnificent piece of paper.

I would lay on it.