this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2024
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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Trade offer meme

I receive: Stupid prompts that can be fun to draw and post without CP, small fandoms I don't know, bigotry and shit we don't want on Lemmy

You receive: Arts based on your promts drawn by a russian alcoholic, b\w, 200x200px, with a mouse, eternally posted on the lemmyverse under your prompt

ED: I'm too sleepy-eepy so I'd continue tomorrow.

ED: Slowly working on my backlog. I've not thought there would be more than 3-5 anons seeing that thread, lol.

ED: Seems like I resolved all recs. Thank you all. That was fun.

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[–] clark@midwest.social 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Drunk Irish sailor eating a banana.

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[–] oessessnex@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A whale swallowing the world.

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A dog riding a giraffe while having an animated conversation with an elephant walking alongside.

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[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Draw something that makes you happy

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[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The CD cover art to the best album ever made.

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[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

A tank that is also a ewe. A tank ewe.

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A headshot of Tony Stark, like those where he's inside his Iron Man suit, only he's still configuring his Arch Linux btw.

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[–] yemmly@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

“Yoghurtzilla”
спасибо

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Пожалуйста, приходите ещё.

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[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Caaan yooou stooop fooor aaa miiinute tooo taaalk abooout ooour looord aaand saaavior Goooooogle Chriiist?

[–] pujamas@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A mouse dreaming of a house

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[–] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

You are insufferable, Ginger. Next thing you'd say is that tendies are made out of chicken too!

Initially I thought about a chick being a WW2 pilot, an avian with metal wings making those doubting her amphibians, but chics from the Chicken Run movie arguing about enjoying food from KFC topped that without any challenge.

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[–] aggelalex@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I wanna see the sea drowning in a man

[–] spaghetti_hitchens@kbin.run 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Maliciously drowning him or just indifferently?

[–] aggelalex@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I wanna see passion, an entire sea gasping for freedom in the existence and being of a human being, trying to avoid the jaws of death, while man is just indifferent to the sea's pleas. Think the roles of a man and the sea, reversed.

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[–] Yokozuna@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] HaHaHamennn@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A tall man stands among the wind generators and tries to be like them

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

One pipe-bomboile, table 6. Sorry for it taking too long. We have a lot of rich people to serve today.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago
[–] hanke@feddit.nu 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Take any photo from my posts and draw a replica of it!

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[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Take a look at the karameru cat image for 5 seconds, then draw what you can remember of it

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[–] RandomStickman@kbin.run 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's your mobster. Don Homaridao to be exact.

[–] RandomStickman@kbin.run 2 points 4 months ago

You went above and beyond

[–] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is lemmy shitpost, so an ass taking a shit.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Could there be an Unabomber's Manifesto if Ted was spoiled by a fiber optics internet connection? It doesn't make any sense, sure, but thanks to WWW you've read it from a place I can only dream of visiting one day. I find it's precious that we use unbelievable technological wonders for our daily diarrhea posting.

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A clown who is just doing this to pass the time

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[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is Amphibia mainstream enough yet? If so do Anne Boonchuy

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[–] Fades@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How the fuck we supposed to know which small fandoms you don’t know???

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[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

128x32 monochrome adidas wallpaper for vape please, do as funny or/and edgy as you please

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[–] figjam@midwest.social 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

2 trains a diesel and a steam locomotive fighting each other.

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