Always try sudo : programmer

[+] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 197 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

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[-] vala@lemmy.world 128 points 2 years ago

Calls a static method on the OldMan class instead of the instance of oldMan that is actually dying.

[-] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 63 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Tonight's story: Every man older than OldMan.getMinimumAge() has been in perfect *unchanging* health for the last few months‽ To find out why, stay tuned! Our experts chime in to help you understand....

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If only I'd been born %YEARS% later :'-(

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 years ago

But then they really have no idea and try to convince you it’s from some stupid diet trick fed to them by a sponsor.

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[-] Emotet@slrpnk.net 27 points 2 years ago

str(float("100.0")) + "%"

[-] Fades@lemmy.world 185 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

WHY IS THE HEALTH INPUT PARAMETER A GODDAMN STRING?????????????

Why are you passing ‘%’ inside said goddamn string?!?! Not to mention the static reference instead of the actual instance.

Shame on you

[-] jdaxe@infosec.pub 66 points 2 years ago

Also putting sudo in front of what looks like Java code not shell.

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 2 years ago

OldMan.setHealth("Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--")

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[-] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I guess its just a reminder that getting a PhD is often more about dedication than it is about practical knowledge.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Because the meme wasn't made by someone with a doctorate in CS or even a bachelor's.

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Smells like JavaScript.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

They use a look-up table with every value from 0% to 100%

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[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 99 points 2 years ago

sudo rm /heart/arteries/**/clot

[-] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 90 points 2 years ago

Very important to not hit enter before clot.

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 37 points 2 years ago

That's why you have backups.

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[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Isn’t it /dev/heart?

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 years ago

I feel like if your body follows the Unix filesystem structure, you have a real problem.

[-] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Please forgive my ignorance. What does ** do?

[-] gaylord_fartmaster@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Acts as a wildcard for any directories that exist between arteries and clot.

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[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's a glob pattern (edit: tried to find a source that actually showed ** in use).

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 79 points 2 years ago

You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[-] otter@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 years ago

https://xkcd.com/838/

[-] Mercury@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago

Goddamn, the joke gets worse the more I inspect each panel.

[-] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

XKCD 149 but worse.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 years ago

Link for the lazy.

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[-] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

The font changes like 3 times 👌

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[-] oo1@lemmings.world 37 points 2 years ago

Can he also fix alzheimer's by hunting down memory leaks.

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[-] sundray@lemmus.org 29 points 2 years ago

"Wait! We need to get the user story before we start working on a solution!"

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[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

Did he just give every old man perfect health?!

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[-] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

sudo apt-get AED

[-] Classy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

sudo pacman -S new-heart

[-] Andrzej@lemmy.myserv.one 18 points 2 years ago

Top-tier endangerment bait lmao

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

See that's the issue, he should have tried stopping the cardiac arrest process instead of just resetting the man to the beginning of it

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 years ago

Patient HP kept dropping to zero after resetting, but we don't have budget to investigate why and this was supposed to be worth only 1 story point, so we set up a microservice that runs a job every 200ms to set HP back to 100. So long as nothing shuts down the service, patient should be fine. Marking as Done.

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[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Bash-Java

[-] guemax@lemmy.today 12 points 2 years ago

HeLlOoOoO, wHaT nOw? It'S a Do Or DiE sItUaTiOn, HuRrY!

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 years ago

I wish there was a last panel of the old guy getting revived, I think it would be funny

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Just turn him off and on again.

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