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"I can't be a racist sack of shit and spew hate speech in Canada so I'm not coming!" - a fetid sack of gangrenous anal sphincters.

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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 153 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Awesome. While you're at it can you convince Jordan Peterson to permanently move down to Texas with you? We'd love to get rid of that shit.

Honestly, most Canadians are more ashamed of Peterson than Bieber and that's a fucking accomplishment.

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fuck no, he's yours to keep. We're full on crazies, especially in Texas!

[–] msage@programming.dev 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Push them into Florida and then evict Florida into the abyss.

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[–] Greyghoster@aussie.zone 134 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Sounds like a win for Canada!

[–] nik282000@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 months ago

And therefore the rest of the world!

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[–] Arkouda@lemmy.ca 99 points 2 months ago (2 children)

OH NO!

Anyways...

Who likes puppies?

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run 22 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Did you see that alien post, they beamed up a cow, because a human called them 'grass puppers'. So hilarious. Do you have a favorite breed? I love them all.

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[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 70 points 2 months ago

Sounds like this Canadien policy might just be working as intended.

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 66 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Joe Rogan said he will not visit Canada. It is a great day for Canada, and therefore, the world.

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[–] Ismay@programming.dev 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well I guess we can thank Trudeau for that 😁

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
  1. Not conservative aristofascist
  2. Repels Joe Rogan

That's 2!

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[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 54 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (10 children)

There is free speech and hate speech, and we don't allow one of them... never have, never will, and that's not Trudeau, that's us being Canadians, being kind, and taking care of each other, and that's what makes us different from Americans.

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 53 points 2 months ago

Stop giving this brain damaged cretin the attention he craves

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 49 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Most of us Canadians never have to worry about hate speech laws Joe, because most of us aren't running around saying hateful, race baiting, genocidal speech. If you worry about hate speech laws getting you, maybe you're the one with the issue

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago

That's exactly it. It's always hate speech that those who are braying about free speech are trying to protect.

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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 44 points 2 months ago

He is free to stay right where he is. Canada doesn't need him.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Joe Rogan probably has a DUI on his record or something like that that prohibits him from entering Canada.

I knew this lady who went to the same saloon in Seattle that I frequented. Anyways she was a Canadian citizen but she got a DUI in the USA and she couldn't go home until she did the requirements for entry.

[–] Shadow@lemmy.ca 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Uh, CBSA can't refuse you if you're a Canadian citizen for an American DUI. She definitely wasn't a full Canadian if she had to do anything.

It's in our charter of Rights.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_6_of_the_Canadian_Charter_of_Rights_and_Freedoms#:~:text=Under%20the%20heading%20%22Mobility%20Rights,remain%20in%20and%20leave%20Canada.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 months ago

Thanks, that makes it even more funny. She was a funny lady but yeah, did drink a bit much.

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[–] Pronell@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, the free speech of blocking highways with semi trucks.

From the "It's okay to run over protestors" crowd. That's speech to them too.

[–] Grant_M@lemmy.ca 35 points 2 months ago

Good. Rogan is shit

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I don't listen/watch Rogan anymore but I'm assuming the erosion of women's rights and project 2025 and voting rates and seizure of the supreme court has gotten him up in arms about his own country right? /s

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[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

Congratulations, Canada. Keep that trash out of your beautiful country

[–] greenshirtdenimjeans@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How often did Rogan go to Canada anyway? He probably had no immediate plans to visit. As soon as someone offers him money to perform, this alpha dog will cross the border. He’s all talk like every other loud mouth idiot.

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[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't think you Canadians want him to visit anyway.

[–] naun@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

We really don't.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 2 months ago

Oh no! Anyway...

[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If he thinks we're far into the erosion of individual rights now, wait till he hears about our Conservatives!

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The funny thing is that Americans think that guns and hate speech make them the freest country in the world.

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[–] st3ph3n@midwest.social 23 points 2 months ago

I'm sure Canada is devastated by this terrible, terrible news.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

TIL greater than zero people still listen to that clown rogan

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[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 months ago

Thank god 😊

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well that should give Trudeau a nice boost in popularity, I'm guessing. I'm relatively sure we're not crying in our Molson Canadians because a 'roided out douche isn't going to come here.

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Canada won't let Proud Boys nor Hells Angels across the border as they are declared terrorist organizations or somesuch.

This is Rogan showing out for them.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh no! Who will suck off Alberta?

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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hope he stays in fucking Texas.

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[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 months ago

He’s not welcome here either.

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago

I see this as an unqualified win for Canada.

[–] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Fuck joe rogan, that real-life thumb-thumb lookin' motherfucker

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Joe Rogan peut donner un bisou Γ  mon petit trou de cul au sirop d'Γ©rable.

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[–] Eol@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

I don't think anyone cares what Joe Rogan does or doesn't do, lol.

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (5 children)

"The guy that played the janitor from News Radio has thoughts."

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[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago

It's not like he's wanted up here anyway.

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago
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