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I'm now a pro magic the gathering player! Never thought I'd ascend to such heights, I'm terrible at magic lol

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[–] TheBigBrother@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (12 children)
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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Please refer to me as Total War XMunk in the future. I shall reign terror upon this land.

Well, either that or I'm now a professional pilgrim... gosh, I wish you could get paid for just walking a lot.

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

VR game level designer. Neat!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Professional Kingdom of Loathing player, I guess! I may spend more time on other things, but other than biological necessities, KoL is the only thing I do every day no matter where I am 😁

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I gave up in my second month of grinding for rare vertebrae for the Bone Dragon. Glad to know more patient people have fun with KoL. GLHF

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[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

I'm a pro TTRPG think-abouter... Or a pro Pathfinder prepper.

[–] Trollivier@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Well, I would be a comic book creator... With video game screenshots.

[–] Fizz 4 points 7 months ago

Professional Guinea pig Petter

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 7 months ago

Without looking too far my prediction is to see 2 varations of replies mostly:

1.) I do something completely unrelated and enjoyable because my job is chill, or I'm good at it, and so on...

2.) I actually do my boss's job and maybe even their bosses' jobs,, because I actually do the work that gets done, but am still paid at peon-level.

[–] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Tobacconist and Sommelier.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

Professional click hero

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

Catcher of grasshoppers for my chickens. Waterer of trees. Fermenteer.

[–] borrina@slrpnk.net 3 points 7 months ago

I’m a nanny! πŸ˜„

Tracing shapes & cutting them out.

It's like 20% sewing, the other 80% being planning, geometry, resource management, tracing, and cutting.

And I often discover that I'm still bad at math! Pain. 🫠

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 7 months ago

Researcher, or Lemmy account manager.

[–] razorwiregoatlick@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I really hope everyone’s answer is professional sleeper, otherwise we have some very unhealthy people.

[–] AdNecrias@lemmy.pt 2 points 7 months ago

You misread the prompt, it's during work hours, not the whole day. Unless we'd expect people to sleep during work hours instead of the rest of the day to be healthy.

[–] UNY0N@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 7 months ago

Looks like I'm a professional sleeper...

Time for some OT! 😴

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 7 months ago

Fucking-off Engineer.

[–] Unlearned9545@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

either driver or student.

[–] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Looks like I'm getting paid to play video games. I'll take it!

[–] DLSantini@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago

I watch anime professionally? I guess I'm writing anime reviews now, or something?

Professional Factory Idle eSports

[–] nik9000@programming.dev 1 points 7 months ago

Code talker?

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