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Soo what would one do if they hate lasagna?
this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2024
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Yeah I'm not a big pasta person in general and lasagna is like pasta³
In your case … pizza
That would work.
I like lasagna, but can I switch to pizza, too? Extra cheese, please.
Step 1. Acquire Jar
Do I stop at step one or is it a looping step? Just want to know if i need to clear my shed out or not.
Any advice on step 1.5: getting the bad feelings out of my brain? Like with a knife or...?
I've had good luck with screaming into the jar, but you have to buy it and take it home first, or else the people at the store will ask you to leave.
freewriting
I fantasize about cutting ears and shoving it in one's mouth
Easy there, Vincent.
Or cake. Cake's good too.
i too like lasagna. i can get a jar. how do i open the gate to another dimension again?
Thaumcraft
Flex your portal muscle but instead of grip try to “expand”
Its a combination of holding your pee AND pushing out a poop, but you have to also hold the sneeze in and do NOT scratch your arm.
I think it involves pondering an orb, not sure
Sounds like the seed of a premise for a Rick & Morty episode.
Something-something... then the things from the other dimension come through the portal into our universe.
The bad feelings turn into three Cronenberg lasagnas: a nihilistic Cronenberg lasagna, an existential Cronenberg lasagna, and an absurdist Cronenberg lasagna. Similar to the ghosts of Christmas in A Christmas Carol, the Cronenberg lasagnas take Rick and Morty on different journeys to teach them how to deal with bad feelings.
Garfield approves
I was a robot all along.