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[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 69 points 2 months ago (21 children)

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I LIED, THERE IS NO COMMENT SECTION

NOW SIT DOWN AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST NONCREDIBLE BABY NAMES

[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I'm somewhat partial to Mirv

Edit: they grow up so fast

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Rich,is that you? Hope you are okay after MRV crash.

[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can a bitch have some context, please

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So glad you asked. Rich, aka New York National Guard, aka Buffalo police officer, aka "AngryCops", bought a fire truck and had it converted to a Morale Response Vehicle, for veterans and charity events. It's a bit like the vet version of ECTO-1 from Ghostbusters, but even louder and with cold kegs. I heard a rumor about a crash, hope it's not a RIP for the MRV. POB.

[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That's one of the most American things I have heard in a while

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[–] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That was my laptop background for a really long time, almost feels nostalgic to see it again!

[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's a great photo. Fucking terrifying to think that there could have been a 300kt boom at the end of each of those pretty lines

[–] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh absolutely, that right there is annihilation in a picture. You wouldn't even see the lines, just a wall of nuclear blasts. It feels surreal that this is something that not only exists but that humans, human individuals, have access to in the thousands.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Gods are we. Capricious, horny Greek mythology gods, but still.

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[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago

Little Bobby Tables, we call him

[–] RandomStickman@kbin.run 19 points 2 months ago
[–] xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 months ago
[–] snooggums@midwest.social 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 20 points 2 months ago
[–] F04118F@feddit.nl 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Haimars

Leopard

Bradley

Griepen

Vaiper

Falcon

Neto

Fighting Falcon.

Friends will call them F-16.

[–] mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 months ago

F-16 viper, first of its name, fighter of falcons, yeeter of aim 9x, user of afterburner, bringer of the pimp hand… future extra goes here

I prefer long names you just keep tacking crap onto like samurai or old knight kinda names.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

Flugabwehrkanonenpanzer Gepard

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The name’s Joint. Rivet Joint. Intelligence is my game.

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[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago
[–] Blackout@kbin.run 5 points 2 months ago

Bunkerbuster

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Sarsılmaz Beefboy

[–] AceQuorthon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

Lockheed Martin

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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago

So now I understand why Musk hates Ukraine.

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We are glad to welcome to the family our new bundle of joy, Fsixteen Fuckputin.

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Some alternatives:

  • Fighting Falcon
  • Strike Eagle
  • Raptor
  • Stealth

Then the kid just goes by a nickname.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 16 points 2 months ago

Raptor is going to KILL the social circle in elementary school.

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[–] vatniksplatnik@lemm.ee 29 points 2 months ago

So BRRRRT is still fine?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

What if they named the kid "Eff Sixteen" or "Raptor?"

[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 13 points 2 months ago

You mean "Viper"?

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But Lil TomyF-16 has such a good ring to it

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He has so much fun playing in the backyard with lil B2 Stealth Bonnie & her brother, Chase the Choppa.

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[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Interesting. Assuming real, in a war-torn country, I could imagine this is to combat accidental exclamations of a name that could lead people to act rashly.

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

With Russia kidnapping children, it's they much harder to get them back without conventional names.. We demand the return of John Smith! we demand the return of 67AutumnLeaves! Russian: We have no one in our system with that name we must not of took him.

[–] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

And then, when 67AutumnLeaves grows up, he can be offered a chance to be injected with super soldier formula and chase Shoigu to the gates of Hell.

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

But Bradley is OK, I assume.

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 11 points 2 months ago

How about naming the kid Dynamics, and setting them up early for a nice and lifelong military career? Because one day that name might make sense.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 10 points 2 months ago

Five kids named atacams clustering around the swingset…

[–] Gleddified@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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Essess Kay Moskva

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

But mah freedom of l33t speech!

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Have some aspirations, name her Eff Thirtyfive.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 months ago

Eff would actually be a decent name. Easy to spell and quick to say/shout. Little Эф. Подбирать ваша игрушка, Эф!

IIRC they don't really do middle names, though, because they already have patronymics.

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How do you spell "Fighting Falcon" in Ukranian?

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm expecting MST3K references. Don't let me down, edgelords.

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