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[–] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 77 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"English, motherfucker! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

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[–] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 71 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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[–] Agamemnon@lemmy.world 69 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherfucker!"

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

Now I have a machine gun.... ho...ho...ho

[–] anonono@lemmy.world 68 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 48 points 1 year ago

Mama always said, life was like a box of chocolates!

[–] Ryan213@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"One ring to rule them all..."

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[–] LaggySnake@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

"It's just a flesh wound"

[–] Glodrops@lemm.ee 42 points 1 year ago

“YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”

[–] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

“Surely you can’t be serious.” “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

Wilson!!!!!

[–] starman@programming.dev 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] starlord@lemm.ee 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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[–] AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] MyFairJulia@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did naaaht.

Oh hi Mark.

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] WEAPONX@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] s_s@lemmy.one 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Quite frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

[–] andrefsp@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Merry Christmas you filthy animal! And an happy new year!"

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[–] OrganicMeatbag@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago

You can't handle the truth!

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

"THIS. IS. SPARTA."

[–] iceonfire1@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears... in rain"

[–] brewbellyblueberry@sopuli.xyz 28 points 1 year ago

"Say hello to my little friend!"

[–] curious_illusions@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The first rule of....

[–] Fubar91@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

"And my axe!"

[–] dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (5 children)

That’s just like, your opinion man

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[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 year ago

Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get.

[–] SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] twena@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

I'm not locked in here with you...

[–] nkiruanaya@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

Be excellent to each other!

[–] quixotic120@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

“Uh dude, where’s my car”

[–] cayleaf@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Alright, alright, alright.

[–] TheShortWhiteGiraffe@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes.

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[–] I_Am_Jacks_____@lemmings.world 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 16 points 1 year ago

Game over man!

One ping, only.

Yer a wizard, Harry

Hey, you guys!!

Nazis, I hate these guys.

[–] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

There’s no place like home

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 year ago

Tis but a flesh wound.

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)
  • Inconceivable!
  • They're heeere.
  • We're gonna need a bigger boat.
  • Nobody puts baby in a corner.
  • I'm the king of the world!
  • Heyyy Youuu Guuuuys!
  • I'm Batman
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[–] MrEC@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] writerlygal@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

I see you shiver with antici…..

pation

And as this post sorely misses classic romcom:

  • I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her
  • Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me wanna buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. On the other hand, this not knowing has its charms.
  • peeeeeecaaaaaaaaaan piiiiiiieeeeeee
[–] RememberTheApollo@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Do you feel lucky, punk? Well? Do ya?

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