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[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 15 points 3 months ago (9 children)

This hayfever can eat my fuck

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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

School is great when I get to spend the day with beautiful Labradors! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

22 degrease today suns out guns out.

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[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 12 points 3 months ago

Mr P finally tested negative this morning. I'm off back to work, broke as a joke! Wish they hadn't taken away sick pay for casuals, would've really helped. I know you get paid a little extra and you're meant to tuck it away in case you get sick, but in a single income family that ain't happening.

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

โ€œEat my fuckโ€ is a delicious phrase that I donโ€™t hear enough of.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think it'd more be licking it up than eating... but sure.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

at the time it was rumoured he had a few kinks

the stories about Salieri were also contemporary rumours

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[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago

I love telling people to 'eat my fuck' and watch get offended and confused.

[โ€“] danwritesbooks@aussie.zone 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I may have got 92 on my last assignment, but I could raygun this current one. NFI what I am doing.

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[โ€“] mysticgreg@aussie.zone 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Why coffee no work? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ด

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[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Hooray that's the last happy bubble for the retaining wall. Fuck me I need another radox bath I'm not built for that.

I thought I was okay fit but that thing broke me.

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 9 points 3 months ago

Great Ted Cat update.

Ted asked to have his face brushed and the rest of him brushed too. He likes it and I think he sees the need for it. Sadly he isn't a low maintenance Neeb he's a high maintenance Blue Himalayan, which explains his very cute face.

He has knots that we are working on. ๐Ÿ˜ฟ

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 9 points 3 months ago (4 children)

โ€ข Movie was good
โ€ข I did not understand the nerdy plot
โ€ข I do not understand the rules of the multiverse.
โ€ข My brain hurts
โ€ข Good jokes

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[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Learning modules through work are always a terrible experience. Why are they so clunky and difficult to use? They could just be forms with embedded images and videos

[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

State government ones are pretty bad as well, so much time wasting and they require you to click everything on the page to even be allowed to proceed to the next slide.

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 9 points 3 months ago

๐Ÿ˜ The Daily Chair. I gave the chair a rub down using the finest sandpaper and then applied the 3rd coat with long strokes being careful for drips.

It's look so glossy and awesome. Can't wait to use it on a daily basis. ๐Ÿ™‚

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago

Despite mrs bโ€™s lack of enthusiasm, and a little bit more lenience from her than I would like Iโ€™ve gotta say the bedtime routine seems to be working a lot better with the kid. Thatโ€™s night 2 heโ€™s gone down after 2 stories without it being a shit fight. And weโ€™re only 3 days into the routine.

[โ€“] wscholermann@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Got my lighter doona out tonight, guess I'm going to play the doona swap game for the rest of spring.

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[โ€“] Baku@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I realised I haven't had Vegemite in a long time. I'm ashamed to admit it, but it's been about 1-2 years since I last had it. I remedied that with some Vegemite toast. I dont usually eat breakfast, but sometimes you just need that nice kick to start the day. And it's useful because it's actually got some food value, especially with wholemeal or high fibre bread. Unlike most cereals which are essentially just flavoured sugar

Baku โ™ฅ๏ธ vegemite

[โ€“] Eagle@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have vegemite every day! It's the breakfast of champions, although mine is on a home made spelt sourdough.

[โ€“] Baku@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Sourdough ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค

I only have sourdough on a fancy day when I get eggs Benny from a nice cafe. There's one near be that does a bleeding Jane one or something like that. Basically just eggs Benedict, but they put sriracha in the eggs and over the top. Pretty good with a tall OJ!

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[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago

F yeah found a final breakfast burrito pack in the freezer. Lunch just went from "meh" to exciting.

[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

14.5 C at 7:45 am? I'm practically sweating

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[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Apparently I need multifocals now? Rip my bank account

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[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Muscle memory is a heck of a thing hey. I got a coffee at the drive through, used my right hand to put it in the cup holder so used my left foot to go for the break, my brain recoiled cause I guess it was expecting a clutch to go all the way to the floor. Looked down at the gear selector and there was a 3 second delay (though it felt like an eternity) where my brain goes "P? D?! the fuck is this, what do I do?" before it finally clicks and go "oh. Select D you idiot".

2 years we've had some form of auto car now, and for 10 months its been my primary daily driver.

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[โ€“] Baku@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I got some bad news from the TAFE company. Apparently they've run out of funded places for the course I wanted to take, but I was able to get a place before they did. Unfortunately apparently without as many free TAFE people, and the absence of many paying people, they don't have enough people to start the course anymore. Is this a normal thing in the TAFE world? It sounds odd

They offered me a few other options. There's a few courses I could switch to, notably a dual cert IV in community services + AOD. I was planning on taking a dual IV in AOD + Mental health next year, so I'm open to the option, but I'm not confident I have the skills and capacity to do that. It's still 1 night a week, but 3 hours instead of 2, and for 15 months.

The other 3 options are essentially all variations for cancelling in some capacity. I can either go take an induction to community services course, which doesn't really give me anything, although I can then do a credit transfer in a cert III/IV, or I can cancel and find a different provider (I have not sentimentalities for these ones, they were just the first one suggested to me and seemed decent enough), or I can cancel and go on a waitlist for their next cert III, probably next year

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago

That's nuts. I'm sorry Baku. Idk what the right solution is, but if it were me, I'd just cancel and find a different institution.

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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

On the bus with my enrichment prac project, made of cardboard. Why did I get a coffee when I only have two hands!? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I am sold on BG3, thanks people. Unfortunately though, I went to buy the game and the payment was not going through. So I've decided to wait a while and then hopefully next time it will work. Delayed gratification for the win :)

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[โ€“] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago
[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago (5 children)

You know how hungry + angry = hangry? Is there a version for hungry + sad? Like I have just felt low key sad all afternoon because I didn't eat enough for brunch. Deprived. Living off digestives until I could get home and eat dinner.

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[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Glad youโ€™re feeling better!

Could I have a croquembouche if thatโ€™s not too much trouble, please chef

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

๐Ÿฅฏ
๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿฅฏ
๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿฅฏ
๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿฅฏ

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[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Baldur's Gate 3.

Shall I buy the game as someone who has only ever played Stardew Valley, Nintendo games, and MMORPGs like Club Penguin?

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

You won't regret it. It's vast, and has so much to discover. The romances are great, the combat is fun (I play on easy/story), and you won't need to know DnD to have a great time.

I haven't done it justice in this blurb, but seriously, it's such a great game. It's different from the games you've listed, but I'd say it's most similar to Stardew with its NPC interactions/romances and dungeoning, with the added bonus of:

  • nudity
  • eldritch beings
  • nude eldritch beings
  • swearing, and
  • Karlach

Edit: this is the last game you'll ever need to buy!

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There has been night roadworks near me, and my sister was complaining of a high pitched noise coming from drilling. I didn't hear it until she pointed it out. Even though her room is close to mine and we share a wall, I can hear it louder in there.

[โ€“] Baku@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Someone broke GitHub :(

How am I meant to argue with people about things I don't really understand now???

Edit: also that unicorn is very very angry

[โ€“] mysticgreg@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think the FAFO unicorn may be the one who broke it. I mean look at them! That's the face of someone who just rage-trashed the place!

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[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The warm sun streak ends tomorrow. Sigh, it was nice to feel like I was in a warm exotic location, being able to wear shorts without being cold, no heating required, did wonders for my mood.

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