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    Apparently, Catholic dating is all about money (sh.itjust.works)
    submitted 3 months ago by 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
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    [–] JohnOliver@feddit.dk 357 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (6 children)

    Dear linux users. Is it a red flag if she is active in a Catholic Dating group?

    Edit:. and that she is still on reddit?

    [–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 105 points 3 months ago

    The 'she' part works for me!

    [–] noride@lemm.ee 75 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Why would they need to date anyway? That's just questioning God's Plan for them.

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    [–] 30p87@feddit.org 35 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Yes. We only accept our true gods and leaders here: Linus, Richard, Tux and Xenia.

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    [–] freeman@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 months ago

    Blazing red flag.

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    [–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 123 points 3 months ago (10 children)

    Ooh, I'm a cash cow apparently.

    But seriously, are there really women who talk about men in those terms?

    [–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 138 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

    But seriously, are there really women who talk about men in those terms?

    Yes. Personally, I see it as the mirror image of the "tradwife" thing where toxic men see their partner as a subservient maid. Seeing men as primarily an income source comes from a similar place imho.

    [–] Tyfud@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago

    These two groups deserve each other.

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    [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

    If I can't be a milk cow, then at least let me be a cash cow

    [–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 24 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    You have never opened the box of "Female Dating Strategy". Welcome to the world of "low value males"

    [–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

    Just looked through some of that stuff. Holy hell, it would be easier to be seen as without sin through the eyes of an angry old testament God than it would be to be seen as worthy of dating from that crowd. And that's fine, because I would want less than zero to do with it.

    (Assuming it's real. Who knows? Could be a bunch of neckbeards cosplaying, but if I've learned anything in life, it's that there are shitty shitty men in this world, and that there are equally shitty shitty women in this world)

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    [–] SteveFromMySpace@lemmy.blahaj.zone 91 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    “Nerds don’t cheat” lmfao

    [–] Rolando@lemmy.world 54 points 3 months ago

    Waifus don't count to normies.

    [–] cheddar@programming.dev 38 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    That person should've seen how much gold I farmed in WoW using my Honorbuddy bot!

    [–] psmgx@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    The messiest polycule breakup / explosion was a bunch of autistic IT workers around the DC area. Sub Dom drama plus one dude fucked his pesudo-girlfriends sister.

    I'd just got back from working overseas and was renting a room in their house. Just kinda watching the whole thing burn. While getting back to normal.

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    [–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 78 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Got a little queasy hearing someone describe their husband as a cash cow

    [–] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Red flag behavior.

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    [–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 78 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

    I am running linux already, when does the money flow in?

    [–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    git cashout

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    [–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

    $ sudo apt install €$¥

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    [–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 77 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    A good catholic man would use TempleOS

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    [–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 64 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Nerds fix stuff around the house? Girl, I couldn't even repair that plumbing if I wanted to. This is a job for a professional.

    [–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Nerd here that was EXTREMELY disappointed in losing the opportunity to own a house.

    I wanted to get into the home electronics/plumbing stuff. Although to be honest, I am less keen on the plumbing since it's a wet mess.

    [–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    We like to mix water and electricity anyway, like pipewire

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    [–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

    Actually, some nerds are handy with electronics and stuff like that, myself included.

    [–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    It could be even worse. Some needs enjoy to learn things, anything. Doesn't,t matter if it's NixOs or plastering.

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    [–] robinj1995@feddit.nl 61 points 3 months ago (1 children)

    Apparently, Catholic dating is all about money

    Usually what they actually mean by "strong family values"

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    [–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 47 points 3 months ago (1 children)

    Going on Reddit for dating advice is a mistake.

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    [–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago (24 children)

    No way am I dating a Catholic. I will not be a "cash cow" for their weird religion.

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    [–] Korrok@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 3 months ago (1 children)

    Don't date him if he doesn't run TempleOS.

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    [–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 42 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    anyone who picks at every little thing a partner or potential partner does by requiring the Internet to approve it is toxic as hell. asking the Internet if a behavior that doesn't effect you is a red flag is a massive red flag.

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    [–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I like my women like I like my distros. Stable.

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    [–] Chrobin@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 3 months ago (10 children)

    Judging by the name RungeKutta62, named after a class of numerical integration methods and thus two mathematicians, I'd say they're a nerd themselves.

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    [–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago (11 children)

    Also lol at nerds automatically not cheating

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    [–] avisf@feddit.org 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

    I read that being an Android user is a "red flag" nowadays. Did they specify which major versions are affected by that? And does the "red flag" taint LineageOS, /e/ and GrapheneOS as well?

    Jesus... I hope I'll never have to deal with them.

    [–] ktowner15@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Meh, I see it as a free 'filter' of sorts. If-you're going to judge someone's value as a life partner based on the type of phone they have, then you're probably not the type of person I'd want to be with anyway.

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    [–] aberrate_junior_beatnik@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Marrying Linux nerds never goes wrong

    [–] 14th_cylon@lemm.ee 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

    In a confession Aug. 21, however, Reiser said he used "the most unsophisticated chokehold that any judo instructor would completely despise you for ever using," according to a 30-page transcript obtained by The Chronicle

    I probably shouldn't laugh, but.... :D

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    [–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    I'm a nerd and dirt poor, what am I doing wrong?

    [–] anon@lemm.ee 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

    you may have yourself checked, you may be a dork, which is a nerd without marketable abilities

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    [–] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

    Why is she even asking the question? Shouldn't she just be quiet and submit like her magic book tells her to?

    [–] boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net 22 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Windows is Christianity

    Apple is some strange cult

    Linux is Nihilism

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    [–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

    Wait, this is why she chose me?

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    [–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 months ago

    Average Reddit moment

    [–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    so red flag to use linux not red flag to abuse alter children as priests got it.

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    [–] recarsion@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Why does this sound AI generated

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    [–] 1984@lemmy.today 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

    Why wouldnt nerds cheat? :)

    The logic is a bit lacking here but I guess it's some variation of that nerds would be so grateful to have a girl that they won't cheat...

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