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There Was An Attempt

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There Was An Attempt, and they failed.

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[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 55 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I think my favorite part is how calm forklift driver remains even at 45°

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 42 points 1 month ago

If the load is out of control, the safest place to be is in the cab.

[–] Klanky@sopuli.xyz 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

When I was trained on a forklift the direction was to stay inside the cab and keep all extremities inside too when everything goes sideways.

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I've had some sketchy shit happen before, I like the tuck and pray. Cover your head and neck and try to keep your arms and legs inside.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

This knowledge probably costs an arm and a leg.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

No point in panic if you can't do anything about the situation.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago

This is a situation where shock is actually a helpful response

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

Taking the "one trip from the car to inside" mentality quite a bit too far.

[–] Doombot1@lemmy.one 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is the camera man an NPC? I’m not gonna just stand two feet away as soon as hundreds of tons of steel starts shifting weight…

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was fairly obvious in which direction they're going to fall.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You think that until some piece of metal that was under tension springs out and flies into your face.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You ever see that one scene from Ghost Ship?

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that the one where a cable snapped and everyone on the deck was cut in half? I don’t know what but I remember finding that extremely funny and laughing when it happened. Got some mean looks in the theater

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I don’t know what but I remember finding that extremely funny and laughing when it happened. Got some mean looks in the theater

Oh thank fuck I wasn't the only one. The faces and cgi blending in the scene were just hilarious.

[–] Githyanki@lemmings.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was it as good as the German forklift safety video?

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Oh, Staplerfahrer Klaus! Link for anyone who needs context, the beginning seems normal but things really derail after a while so keep watching: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJdCJMyBi5I

[–] Doombot1@lemmy.one 4 points 1 month ago

Well said; exactly my thoughts

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Forklifts were doing better than I thought, until it tipped over.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago

Tandem fork-lifting should be an Olympic sport.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago

Can I go home now?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"FUCK!"

Was that an "ah fuck" or an "oh fuck?" 🤔

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Ah, the many sounds of dispair.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago

50 ton loading capacity × 3 + 100 ton steel = a 400 ton problem

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 16 points 1 month ago

Hey, that disaster you ordered arrived!

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Someone didn’t do their statics homework

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

That was one of the heartier "FUCK"s I've heard in awhile

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I would have lifted up, then pulled the train out, then lowered and pulled manageable quantities.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Actually, everything should be done by crane, but I guess management told them to use the forklifts cuz getting and assembling one on site costs a lot.

[–] dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Does a crane cost more or less than this fuck up?

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

No, but tell that to Bob from management, who is not an engineer.

I've been in situations like that. You just don't do it. Also, explain why in written form and have that stamped and submitted.

[–] Githyanki@lemmings.world 1 points 1 month ago

I'm going to say less. They can do it by hand now!

[–] Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago

Also, at the very least, should've had forklifts on opposite sides