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sex drive (i.imgur.com)
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[–] sping@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Excellent, the punchline is sorted, now we just need the rest of the joke.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 4 weeks ago

The joke has been lost because the drive's technology is ill-suited for permament storage.

If only we had a hard drive...

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Made a joke when 6x CD-ROM drives came out that 6 in German is sechs. Sechs drive, sex drive, hurr-durr.

I was in middle school.

[–] sping@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

floppy drive, hard drive, sechs drive — we got building blocks. Crowd sourcing a joke could work.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 15 points 3 weeks ago

I see Programmer humor lemmy is continuing the fine r/programmerhumor tradition of non programmers posting vaguely technology related memes that have dick all to do with programming

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 weeks ago

I see that it is also a hard drive.

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 6 points 4 weeks ago

Finally some high-effort posts around here...

[–] DeadOfMind@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The Aces are going to be so flabbergasted when i tell them about this. They'll never believe me

[–] Lightfire228@pawb.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, so that's what all of you are talking about.

I still don't really see what all the fuss is about

[–] cadekat@pawb.social 6 points 4 weeks ago

Shit, that's where my sex drive went. Can I have it back please?

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago

Are your platters misbalanced because I'm really getting vibes from you.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

The drive where the emergency porn is stored, in case of your state either bans or "not bans" (makes the providers to do mandatory ID checks and them to be responnsible for abuse) it.

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I have expected that 2010s movie.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

its where you store all your porn?

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago

Your question indicates that you don't have one?

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It should say "porn" on the drive.

[–] Nightweb@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

I believe you spelt homework wrong