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After an unsuccessful beet harvest, why did the farmer become a rapper? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 weeks ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He had a lot of sick beets.

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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

Getting to the root of the joke, I see

[–] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

He discovered his crop has a communicable disease, so he put those infectious beets to work!

[–] kender242@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

BT Movement In Still Life

Hey 'cuz I got your number, right? I seen you up in this magazine, dude told me you do some tracks, right? I wanna be like gettin' wit you and make some beets.

[–] paf0@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

He killed.