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[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I like the unprompted touch.

[–] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

- unprompted

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 50 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I also often feel the irresistible urge to devour a Greek sailor whole.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Hi I can get a costume.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

You know, if they: break into my house, eat my food, kill my livestock, and then when I get back they demand guest gifts, then they have violated the sacred laws of hospitality (ξενία) so badly that they deserve whatever they get!

And he still would have gotten away with it if he hadn't yelled his name as a taunt on the way out!

[–] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, she's looking for nobody.

[–] _____@lemm.ee 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I kinda wished I lived in a world where ppl say things so culturally rich it just comes out as unhinged

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Those worlds exist. Get better friends.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone in my fantasy football group chat made a reference to the battle of Antietam today, between an 80's Hulk Hogan gif and a Simpsons joke.

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Fantasy football is just D&D for jocks or sports geeks, and everyone is in denial of this fact.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

I've been a D&D geek since it was still Advanced D&D, so I'm well aware of the similarities.

The fact that everyone is in denial of is that obsession with sports statistics is a socially acceptable Autistic Hyperfixation.

[–] LMagicalus@discuss.tchncs.de -3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

...no? Fantasy Football has basis in the real world, with added game layers on top. D&D is entirely fictional.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

True. Wouldn't it be cool if swords existed in real life though?

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Just a Jim looking for a Pam" is so fucking boring

I'm just an Odysseus looking for a Circe.

Yes, I know what I said.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Well, your mom is kinda hot though ...

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

somehow they said cunning without making a cunning linguist joke

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Meanwhile, me, a gamer: Wooo boss fight! Called shot to the eye!

[–] hannesh93@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like something Leon Skum world say

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago

Everytime I think how hot this chick it, I remember the pictures from the MAGAt BBQ her family threw during the heart of the pandemic, and she becomes really unattractive again

[–] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sing! Oh muse, of that resourceful man!

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 0 points 2 weeks ago

And don't forget Medusa and her enormous rack.

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml -5 points 2 weeks ago

Woman regularly paraded around by antiwoke brigade has thoughts on Greek epic

not a great vibe, but I still like the joke