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[–] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If anyone didn't notice, everything on this page is a link.

[–] magikmw@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

This literally saved me from clicking away with a sensible chuckle. There goes my evening.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

I did NOT, thank you!

rm -rf $STEAM_ROOT/ takes me wayyy back. I remember hearing about that one. It was part of a script that shipped with a Stream installer?

Whatever it was, the bug was that if the env var in that line wasn't defined, it would just rm the actual root. Hilarious if doesn't happen to you!

[–] mateG@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was surprised by how many of these I already knew but also horrified at some of the things I have now read about

[–] TrustingZebra@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mateG@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 year ago

As someone who professionally writes code that has to ingest mail carrier invoices/other CSVs, this is probably the worst I've seen, but some of the files I've dealt with were ... let's say comparably frustrating.

Mostly it's because mail carriers tend to write these files for humans/accountants to read and audit, so they'll pull shit like putting in a whole differently-formatted chart above the actual CSV formatted table, or sending us password-protected, encrypted XSLX files that we need a human to decrypt using Excel before we can ingest it with our data tools.

Leave it to Japan to take it to the extreme by making their software in a fully bespoke way.

[–] Black616Angel@feddit.de 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Having some of them as Twitter-links was not that good of an idea...

And it has that awesome xerox scanner bug found by David Kriesel! 😂

I watch his talk (german) like once or twice a year, because it is that funny!

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.de 17 points 1 year ago

So much cool stuff in there

[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 year ago

I love it, thanks for sharing!

[–] Tutunkommon@beehaw.org 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I didn't see the magic switch tho I may have overlooked it.

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 3 points 1 year ago

This always makes me so happy to read. I'm glad technology can still have some whimsy to it, even though the story is dated.

"Middle of the iceberg" layer.

[–] Asudox@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I love these icebergs.

[–] VitabytesDev@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago

You know it's very weird when you see that brainfuck is 'above the iceberg'

[–] sndrtj@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

Oh it hurts how many of these are recognizable.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So... Is the Basilisk Collection still not explained?

[–] HyperCube@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

It appears to be a work of fiction.

[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago