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[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 155 points 3 years ago

I saw the headline and wondered if this was a repost. Nope. If I had a nickel for every time this guy has been arrested for ocean hamster wheel shenanigans, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't much, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 29 points 3 years ago

I think you're in luck, the article says he's tried 3 similar voyages before, so if it's his fourth your nickel fortune is going to double!

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 22 points 3 years ago

Why was he arreated? is it agains the law to walk over water in florida?

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 42 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

Probably for operating an unregistered watercraft or not having a transponder. The kind of things maritime law requires for stuff like not getting shot be some idiot, not being IDed as a naval mine by the Navy, search & rescue, not hitting other ships, customs and border enforcement, etc, compelling border compliance, etc. There's a surprising amount of rules for doing stuff in the ocean.

Edit: apparently the vessel isn't technically seaworthy, there was a hurricane evacuation notice in the area, and he also threatened to kill himself and claimed to have a bomb. All of these things are usually guaranteed to piss off the government to varying degrees.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 9 points 3 years ago

It does male sense! I'm not very familiar with maritime laws but it seems fair. thanks!! :)

[-] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago

I recommend maritime lawyer Chareth Cutestory. He's well versed in maritime law

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[-] drislands@lemmy.world 95 points 3 years ago

Officials said he refused to step off the vessel and threatened to kill himself. He also claimed that he had a bomb on board, according to court papers.

Oh so he's not a cool weirdo, he's a terrible weirdo. Damn.

[-] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.world 9 points 3 years ago

Have you kept up on Florida lately? Doesn't sound too insane to me.

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[-] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 86 points 3 years ago

Damn, people really are desperate to get away from DeSantis.

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[-] Gutless2615@ttrpg.network 55 points 3 years ago

I’m sorry! I thought this was AMERICA!?

[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 32 points 3 years ago

Stop arresting him and he becomes Europes problem.

[-] ABCDE@lemmy.world 9 points 3 years ago

They think they're all coming in boats? WRONG! Hamster wheels, son!

[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 2 points 3 years ago

I'm sure some are fine people too

[-] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 6 points 3 years ago

He's never making it to Europe in that.

[-] Destraight@lemm.ee 3 points 3 years ago

I think he would make it to Europe. It looks sturdy

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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 3 years ago

He should come to the UK and then cross from England to France. That would actually be a reasonable crossing and he'd probably be allowed to do it provided he got prior permission, but the Atlantic, nah.

[-] bobman@unilem.org 35 points 3 years ago

What is the legal justification for this?

[-] Exusia@lemmy.world 16 points 3 years ago

The part where upon being stopped by the Coast Guard - he threatened to kill himself and that he had a bomb. Also his device is not seaworthy and they would be dispatched to find him anyway when he dissapears because that's what they have to do.

[-] bobman@unilem.org 8 points 3 years ago

I didn't know you needed to have a seaworthy device to sail on open waters.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 3 years ago

Hazard to other traffic. If you cant steer, dont have lights, dont have a radio, and dont have a beacon or radar reflector, you're being a pain in the ass for everyone else on the high seas.

Just like how a car needs to have a minimum standard of roadworthiness to drive on public roads

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[-] nostradiel@lemmy.world 15 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

I don't understand it either.. He's obviously nuts, but that's his life and he should be able to choose to do what he wishes to. Doesn't matter on law. Most of the laws is just jurisdictional bullshit anyway. You don't need to have laws to know what's good or bad. Every decent moral ethic human being knows what's good or bad.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 years ago

This is like the third time they have had to rescue him, it's a waste of tax payer money.

[-] stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world 10 points 3 years ago

Except for humans who are mentally unwell and might cause damage to others or their property which is why detaining mentally unwell people and getting them help before they can hurt themselves is important.

Would you let a child crawl into a washing machine?

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[-] Spikke@lemmy.world 9 points 3 years ago

“He is now facing federal charges of obstruction of a boarding, and violation of a Captain of the Port order.”

[-] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 years ago

If you asked me to make up naval-related criminal charges while I was drunk, this is the sort of shit I would come up with.

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 34 points 3 years ago

Imagine being so fed up with living in Florida that the only way you can think to leave is by a giant hamster wheel

[-] ashgillman@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 3 years ago

The guy made it 110km?! I mean, I'm still pretty impressed

[-] Thedogspaw@midwest.social 30 points 3 years ago

Why arrest the guy if he wants to drowned in a hamster wheel in the ocean that's on him

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 16 points 3 years ago

Florida man attempting to upgrade to Englishman

[-] Meowoem@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 years ago

It is a really cool idea though

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 years ago

At this point, the guy should have already gathered some support to help him make the cross.

Crazier things have been done.

[-] supercriticalcheese@feddit.it 10 points 3 years ago

I'm not an expert in maritime law, or any law for that matter, but why they had to help him?

If he wanted to be in danger he succeeded, provided he doesn't request the coastal guard for assistance he is not hurting anything but himself. Is It because his hamster wheel might have been a hazard to other boats?

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 8 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

Article 98 UNCLOS, "Duty to render assistance":

  1. Every State shall require the master of a ship flying its flag, in so far as he can do so without serious danger to the ship, the crew or the passengers:

a. to render assistance to any person found at sea in danger of being lost;
b. to proceed with all possible speed to the rescue of persons in distress, if informed of their need of assistance, in so far as such action may reasonably be expected of him;
c. after a collision, to render assistance to the other ship, its crew and its passengers and, where possible, to inform the other ship of the name of his own ship, its port of registry and the nearest port at which it will call.

  1. Every coastal State shall promote the establishment, operation and maintenance of an adequate and effective search and rescue service regarding safety on and over the sea and, where circumstances so require, by way of mutual regional arrangements cooperate with neighbouring States for this purpose.
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[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 10 points 3 years ago

Instead of raising money for the coast guard he could just... not waste their time needing rescued.

[-] oldbean@dmv.social 9 points 3 years ago

He has a Wikipedia page. Reza Baluchi

[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 7 points 3 years ago

What would florida man's super power be?

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 3 years ago
[-] Harpsist@lemmy.world 6 points 3 years ago

They are going about this all wrong. They need to HIRE this guy.

He won't need to flee the continent if he's gainfully employed.

[-] autotldr@lemmings.world 5 points 3 years ago

This is the best summary I could come up with:


A Florida man was arrested after trying to "run to London" across the Atlantic Ocean in a homemade vessel resembling a hamster wheel.

The US Coast Guard intercepted Reza Baluchi about 70 miles (110km) off Tybee Island, Georgia on 26 August.

"Based on the condition of the vessel - which was afloat as a result of wiring and buoys - [US Coast Guard] officers determined Baluchi was conducting a manifestly unsafe voyage," the criminal complaint says.

On 1 September, he eventually surrendered and abandoned his vessel after being brought to a Coast Guard base in Miami.

In 2021, he was arrested after being rescued while trying to ride from Florida to New York after drifting 30 miles south of his departure point.

According to previous interviews, Mr Baluchi said he was attempting the voyages to raise money for a variety of causes, including for the homeless and the Coast Guard.


The original article contains 398 words, the summary contains 150 words. Saved 62%. I'm a bot and I'm open source!

[-] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 4 points 3 years ago

he was arrested after being rescued while trying to ride from Florida to New York after drifting 30 miles south of his departure point

How do we know education is failing in Florida?

New York is north of Florida, not south.

[-] ScrollinMyDayAway@lemm.ee 13 points 3 years ago

Right. And since he was heading north but drifting south the effort failed. Were you schooled in Florida?

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