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[–] Sundial@lemm.ee 162 points 1 week ago (4 children)

We gotta start saying her name man. It's like working with a new person who you call orange as a joke since that's what they wore on their first day but you just keep it up because you're too shy to ask their name.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 118 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Her name is ~~Robert Paulson~~ Haliey Welch.

[–] Sundial@lemm.ee 38 points 1 week ago (32 children)

I know her name is publicly available. I'm just saying if she's going to keep popping up we should probably stop calling her "Hawk Tuah girl".

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

we gotta start saying her name

her name

That’s a win!

[–] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

This one doesn't even call her "Hawk Tuah girl".

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[–] Cube6392@beehaw.org 7 points 1 week ago

Haliey Welch

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

I mean, she is not trying to keep a private life, she is trying to capitalize on her 15 mins of fame. If she wants the fame, the label should be fair game.

Honestly, I'm really starting to come around to Hawk Tuah Girl's take on applying dialectics to make progressively more optimized particle swarm algorithms.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dial it back aboot 20 percent there, Squirrelly Dan!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Your sister is hot! I regret nothing! I regret noothiiiiiiing!

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 week ago (9 children)
[–] General_Shenanigans@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I knew he wasn’t monogamous, but I didn’t know he tried to start a polycule until I read that. Interesting!

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Makes up theory of relativity. Marries cousin.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Many of the great geniuses fell to one or the other extreme of sexual activity. Might be related to neurodivergence but that’s me speculating

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Plays into the autism/ADHD as a superpower narrative instead of the "some people like sex some don't" narrative, pass.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Some people like sex, others don’t. People with autism/adhd often find ourselves in positions where we’re comfortable violating social norms, whether that’s deciding that you’d actually rather spend all your time on electrical engineering and pigeons instead of having a family, or being a bum who can’t stick with a job long enough to have consistent housing but also lacks the impulse control to not pursue all the sex they want.

[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

It'd be nice to line up his quotes on the subject in chronological order, since it seems like the last one would be about how his infidelities were his biggest failings in life. People say a lot of stuff to rationalize their behaviour while they are still doing it. But with time and space, can put together that the problem wasn't that other people "chose" to feel hurt about it. They will always be hurt if it came by surprise and you didn't have consent first. Hell, even in proper polygamous relationships with as much consideration and communication as possible, it can be a challenge to not hurt anyone.

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

"My dear, monogamy is an entirely relative concept with no fixed frame of reference!'

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

wait. alber charged and people paid???

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

he grows more based every time I learn more about his life

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Classic Scientist trying to offer comfort...

"Listen, I'm sorry your marriage fell apart, but it was the most likely outcome..."

"Also, you wanna have sex?"

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Oppenheimer too

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

a hoe

A garden tool? Or just bad spelling?

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

Ein stein, neunundneunzig liebhaberin.

santa claus be always looking for em.

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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Huh, one part of me feels bad for her cause of all the attention, but she seems like she wants to capitalize on it.

It’s her choice but I feel like the jokes are a little more justified if she wants to stay in the spotlight.

[–] Moah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean she's called her podcast "Talk Tuah"

[–] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 week ago

That's goddamned hilarious.

it's definitely at least in part intended. She has management now, for sure.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Oh course. A lot of extroverts conflate fame with healthy interpersonal relationships.

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

When have quants ever used good decision making as a basis for their trading? Saying you use AI brings in investors, that's good enough for quant funds.

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