The unflattering angle and double chin really hit home.
this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2024
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Usually don't have that nice of a background myself
On an unrelated note, check out this carrot I got at the supermarket
Man, nsfw it. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
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But, look at that perspective shot; that thing is HUGE! You definitely want to sleep with me now right? Right??
It has like 3 curves in it. What are you? Some kind of weird duck-human hybrid?
What part of ribbed for her pleasure don't you understand?!
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Shoutout to CritiqueMyDickPic for trying to encourage some artistry in the "male nudes" genre (only the A rated photos are filtered for in that link).
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Is there really any flattering angles for the male body though? Also, who wants to take pics of dudes trying to look sexy? Their male friends won’t. I know we have literal works of art showing nude male bodies, but the majority of men’s bodies are shit to look at and nobody wants to look at them. Women don’t even have to have ideal bodies and men will still be elated that they sent them nudes. Meanwhile, people would be more likely to pay me to not send them nudes, at best, but more likely they’d press charges.
the majority of men's bodies are shit to look at
Hard disagree. I think you're probably just not attracted to dudes.
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the majority of men’s bodies are shit to look at and nobody wants to look at them
You have been taught to believe this by the patriarchy. You should try to let go of this feeling.
I have also been taught that by the mirror, and I'm pretty sure I've already let way too much go as it is.
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The timeless art of seduction
As a licensed, dues paying gay, I quite like the male form. Even body types I'm not particularly attracted to can be very appealing, and I've rarely regretted getting a dick pic or body shot. The only nudes I'm not really fond of getting on Grindr are close up booty hole pics. Sometimes they can be hot, but mostly they're not done well
You don't need to have a perfect body; lighting, indicating soft power through angles, and imagination are your friends. A lot of the best male nudes are the ones where the dick isn't the focus(or even shown at all).
A lot of the best male nudes are the ones where the dick isn’t the focus(or even shown at all).
Same with female nudes.
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Guy here: I can send titty pics if you really want. 🤷🏻♂️
Me, a guy, sending nudes:
I think it has a lot to do with what the sender wants to get in exchange. Men often want that primal, purely sexual "Look at my naked body," and assume that must be what women want too, to just see naked sexy bits.
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